Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Sometime last week, I received a call from an unlisted number calling for a food survey. Being curious about how they got my number, I questioned him and he claimed getting random numbers from Telecom. Anyone could have known that it was sucha phoney excuse but the naive idiot in me took over and so I carried on. (apparently i have a thingy for surveys. i LOVE surveys ok) He asked for my name but I insisted on being anonymous. (see, not that naive) He asked for my age and he somehow knew I was in poly. Or maybe it was a random guess.
Anyways, the first question he asked me was: "Are you taught sex education in schools?" And I said ya. (amazingly I forgot it was a bloody survey)Caller: Do you learn biology?ME: Yup.Caller: Have you any past relationships?ME: NO. (hell, what the hell is this survey about again? what a weird question)Caller: Do you know what's puberty?ME: What? Excuse me, you said this was a FOOD survey. (i suddenly remembered everything) What has this got to do with a FOOD survey?! (I mean seriously. Who asks a 17 year old girl WHAT'S PUBERTY, dammit.)Caller: Err. No this is just the basic.. (whatever. I cut him off)ME: Forget it. Go survey someone else.*hangup*
Best thing was, he called again yesterday; this time at midnight! What a fucker. Calling me saying "Hi I'm here to do an interview.."
Now look here mister. No one does a phone interview at midnight, and not at Christmas you moron. Now go get a life. 1 more time I'm telling the police.
X O X O; 8:58 pm